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Rush: You're tuned to the Limbaugh radio program on the Excellence In Broadcasting network. It's our Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies. I'm Rush Limbaugh, broadcasting with talent on loan from God. Today I open up the phones so that you, the listener, can talk about the topic of your choice. It's so important that we hear what you have to say. We have Chuck from Medford, Oregon on the line. Go ahead, Chuck. Chuck: Multi-megadittos, Rush. I'd like to discuss NATO's role in the Kosovo crisis... Rush: And so we shall, Chuck. Let me explain it to you in my most condescending manner. Blah-blah blat-blat-blah ... Bill Clinton ... blab-blab-blab blab ...Ken Starr ... blah-blah-chatter-blah blah-blah-blah bluster-bluster ... tax-and-spend ... blah-blah-blah blah-bleat-bleat blah-blah-chatter chatter-blab-blab, blah-blah-bleat blah-blab-blah ...James Carville ... blah-blah-blah. Blah-blah-blah blubb-blah-blubb ... Jane Doe #5 ... blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah. Blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah ...Hillary ... blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah blab-blah-blab. Yatta-yatta ... Paula Jones... blah-blah-blah. Bleat-bleat-blah yatta-yatta ... adultery ... blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah ...Whitewater ... blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah ... Teddy Kennedy ... blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah bleat-bleat blah-blah-blah. Bleat-bleat blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah ...liberal media ...blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah ... Vince Foster ... yatta-yatta blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah blah-blather-blah ... Jesse Jackson ... blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah yatta-yatta blah-blah-chatter blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah ... Linda Tripp ... blah-blah-blah yatta-yatta blah-blah-blah. Yatta-blah-blah-blather ... environmental whackos ... blah-bluster-bluster ... back to Arkansas ... blah-blah, bleat-bleat blah-blah-blah ... Webster Hubbel... yatta-yatta blah-blah-blah chirp-chirp-blah-blah ...semen-stained dress... blah-blah-blah yatta-yatta blah-blather-blah blah-blather-blah ...Kathleen Willy ... blah-blah-chatter blah-blah-blah bluster-bluster ... Jennifer Flowers ...bleat-bleat blah-blah-blah bluster-bluster blah-blah-blah ... Slick Willie ... blah-blah-blah bluster-bluster blah-blah-blah blah-blather-blah ... feminazis ... bluster-bluster blah-blah-blah ... perky Katie Couric ... blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah ... scandal ... bluster-bluster blah-blah-blah yatta-yatta blather-blah-blah ... smoking gun ... bluster-bluster blah-blah-blah chatter-chatter-blah blah-blah-blah ... Chelsea ... blah-blah-natter-blah-blah-blather bluster-bluster blah-blah-blah ... Tipper Gore ... bleat-bleat blah-blah-blah. Yatta-yatta blah-blah-blah ... bimbo eruptions ... bluster-bluster blather-blah-blah blah-blah-blah ... big government ... bluster-bluster tweet-blah-blah blah-blah-blah bluster-bluster ... Rose Law Firm ... blah-blah-blah. Bleat-bleat blah-blah-blah yatta-yatta. Blah-blah-blah ... my pal Clarence Thomas ... bluster-bluster blah-blah-blah ... Chappaquidick ... yatta-yatta blah-blab-blah bluster-bluster blah-blah-blah ... tree hugging left-wingers ... blah-blah-blah bluster-bluster blah-blah-blah ... Monica ... yatta-yatta blah-blah-blah yatta-yatta blah-blather-blah blah-blah-blather blah-blah-blah good to hear from you, Chuck. We'll be right... {click}
Editor's note: Rush Limbaugh was born in a manger in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Each year in late December thousands of dittoheads solemnly trek there to worship.
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