You found a weird looking path leading into a dark wooded area.
You enter a clearing to find a sign, which reads:
This was written to express my feelings about different
sports and how they relate to every day life.
Basketball - can be entertaining to watch if UNC is playing - especially if they are winning.
Football - Hike, hike, grunt, grunt - boring.
Baseball - Average points scored per hour = 1.258322 - Most boring
Soccer - Guys in shorts running around a field - worse than football
Hockey - Any sports where the players can hit each other with a big stick and all they
do is put them in a penalty box for ten minutes is okay by me.
NASCAR - If you like cars, and you like to watch men drive cars for hours on end, this could be for you.
Walk back through the path you came from to return to the Land.