September 7, 2007

Senator Larry Craig(R) - Idaho:
"I am not gay. I never have been gay."

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Feb. 2, 2006

Kaufman:
"Zombies ... they creep me out."
Land of the Dead

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Feb. 26, 2005

Michael Jackson:
"When I see children, I see the face of God."

NIN's "Closer", anyone?

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Nov. 30, 2003

Neal Boortz, on the idea that an evenly divided Republican and Democratic
White House, Senate and House causes gridlock and a lot of finger pointing:
"Hey, a finger that's busy pointing is a finger that's not picking my pocket."

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Feb. 4, 2003

Chuck Ohman - Announcer for JVIP:
"Learn the facts about out of body experiences ...
[and] the mystery of black holes in space!"

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Sept. 15, 2002

Bigwig:
"Silflay hraka!"

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April 16, 2001

Dean Koontz:
"It is virtually impossible to live with
intensity when one is in prison."

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August 17, 2000

Judge Judy:
"Now we're cooking with gas!"

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July 29, 1998

Chuck Norris, on his show Texas Ranger:
"I just wish people would quit making fun of it."

Go back to the main page when you've finished
contemplating these words of wisdom.