News You Can't Use News You Will Absolutely, Positively Never Use

Friday, Sept. 14, 2007

Headline: Simpson named suspect in casino break-in
Summary: OJ Simpson claims he's innocent of breaking into a Las Vegas hotel room and robbing man at gunpoint.
Miggy's take: This time, I believe him. Everyone knows OJ uses knives.

Toss the newspaper back onto the coffee table when you're done.