You walk to a sandy hill and climb over it. On the other side, you find yourself on a beach.
Scratched into the sand are these wise words:
These are my favorite movies in their respective catergories:
Action: Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Adventure: Raiders Of the Lost Ark (now available on DVD in glorious widescreen!)
Comedy: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Horror: Hellraiser
Rock: Pink Floyd - The Wall
War-related: Full Metal Jacket
Drama: Sling Blade
Overall: Braveheart
Some outstanding movies that need to be mentioned include:
Star Wars Trilogy, Star Trek series (except for the putrid Star Trek 5 - "I feel your pain"), the James Bond series,
Memento, Gladiator, Twelve Monkeys, Brazil, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Se7en, Hunt For Red October, the Pink Panther
series, Mortal Kombat, Dawn of the Dead, Die Hard Trilogy, and Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Someone left their magazine on a beach chair with the cover story
What everyone should know about DVD/DIVX
(NOTE: Fortunately, the above article is outdated, but it remains for archival and informational purposes.)
Climb the sandy hill when you've finished frollicking in the sun.