Are you lonely?
Tired of working on your own?
Do you hate making decisions?
Hold a meeting!

...You can:
- See people
- Draw charts
- Feel important
- Impress your
...colleagues
- Eat donuts

All on company time!


"Meetings.....
The practical alternative to work."

Now that you have become empowered, return to your
cubicle for some more sensory deprivation treatment.