Some of my favorite Judge Judy verbal exchanges.
JJ = Judge Judy; PL = The Plaintiff; DF = The Defendant
March 20, 2007
JJ: "You owe the plaintiff the money!"
DF: "But she told me not to worry about it."
JJ: "She doesn't want you to worry. She wants you to pay her!"
March 23, 2007
DF: "He was verbally abusive."
JJ: "What did he say to you?"
DF: "Just yelling a bunch of profound things at me and acting violent."
JJ: "I think you mean profane... not profound."
DF: "Yes... profane."