Miggy's Land O' Wonder

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Welcome/Miggy's BIO
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Fabulous Features
Editorials
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Activity Corner
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PAGE UPDATES:
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September 17, 2007: New Feature! News You Will Absolutely, Positively Never Use
 September 7, 2007: Added a new Quote of the Year!
    March 25, 2007: Here are some of my favorite Judge Judy verbal exchanges.
  January 29, 2007: My handy guide to Star Trek Voyager. Answers the age old question of just how many times did they use that deflector dish.
  January 16, 2007: For those of you who are interested, I have designed a Doom level.
                    Be sure to load it up in Doom 2 and select Level 1. And of course, choose Ultra Violent. It's great fun for the entire family.
  January 13, 2007: Not really a webpage update, just a minor update on the progress of the book.
September 25, 2006: So you've decided to break up with your girlfriend and you want her to get out, but you don't know how to let her down easy?
                    Let Ving Rhames do it for you! Just leave this recording out in a conspicuous place and it'll do the rest. Let the healing begin.
     June 29, 2006: Connie Chung clip removed after she gave even me a headache!
      May 26, 2006: Finally, a new Top Ten List! Maybe you'll recognize some aspects about your job as well. Oh, and a bonus list for good measure.
      May 21, 2006: Another AC story. Not really a capture, but more of an important lesson on having current rabies shots for your dog(s).
      May 13, 2006: Some practical advice for aspiring Suicide Bombers.
     April 7, 2006: Miggy's Land O' Wonder now has an ROR button. I'll give a free one-year subscription for my website to
                    whoever can tell me what it means. 
    March 28, 2006: Added an Animal Capture Stories page. You won't read about these anywhere else!
    March 15, 2006: Read my open letter to Scott Clark.
     March 3, 2006: Added a page for 184 Days updates. Here it is.
      Feb. 2, 2006: Added a new Quote of the Year! This time I actually made the deadline.
     Jan. 14, 2006: New Trivia Contest!  Calling all Seinfeld fans.
     Dec. 11, 2005: Read a sample of my novel. Find out what's been keeping me from updating the site this year.
      May 13, 2005: In anticipation of Episode 3's release, here's the sequel to the Star Wars top ten list.
    April 22, 2005: Hey! Two Top Ten Lists! in a row that are sports-related.  What are the odds?
    March 30, 2005: As Subgirl muddles through filing our taxes on-line, I'm going to ask a favor of you.  Visit the Fair Tax web site, read about it, and
                    support it any way you can.  Please save her from having to go through this mess again.  She thanks you.
    March 25, 2005: A chat "session" I had the other night prompted me to create a new area to showcase any of these 
                    weird / funny conversations that I may happen to encounter.
    March 14, 2005: It has come to my attention that many of my new viewers are coming directly to this page.  For those new viewers, please return
                    to the welcome page and make sure you're in compliance.  Thanks for your cooperation, and we'll see you back here shortly.
    March 12, 2005: Added a new Top Ten List!
     Feb. 26, 2005: Added a reader-submitted Top Ten List!  Please seek help if you recognize yourself in any of these customer types.
                    Added a new Quote of the Year!
     Feb. 25, 2005: I discovered -- from my list of links that are actually supposed to work -- a couple that didn't and
                    replaced those with new ones that maybe you might enjoy.
     Feb. 23, 2005: Migrated the page to the new server.  Now that I have RR again, maybe I'll update the page soon, who knows?
     Nov. 30, 2003: Added a new Quote of the Year!
      July 7, 2003: Added a new Top Ten List!
      June 7, 2003: Listen to my ten-minute cut of Star Wars!
      June 4, 2003: Added a new Top Ten List!
      June 1, 2003: Added my (future) award-winning photograph.
      Feb. 4, 2003: Added a new Quote of the Year!
    Sept. 24, 2002: My most recent work:  The Ballad of Hazel, the Rabbit!
    Sept. 18, 2002: You now have access to valuable information:  a list of Miggy's DVDs.  
                    See if you can spot on the movies page where to access the list!
    Sept. 15, 2002: Added a new Quote of the Year!
      June 3, 2002: It's finally here.  Read all about our adventures in England!
       May 5, 2002: Added a new Top Ten List!
     June 22, 2001: Listen to Rushmunk!   
    April 16, 2001: Added a new Quote of the Year!
      Jan 21, 2001: Added a Tales of Revenge! page.
  October 30, 2000: Added a new Top Ten List!
  October 28, 2000: Added a new National Survey!
  October 25, 2000: Added a page index
   August 17, 2000: Added a new Quote of the Year!
      July 8, 2000: Added another pic of myself; this was one I found buried in my car.
                    Added a  new top ten list!
      June 8, 2000: Wrote summary of the Roger Waters concert I attended yesterday
                    at Blockbuster Pavillion in Charlotte.
                    Created a banner for my page.  Feel free to put it on your own page!! 
      May 26, 2000: I got the home theatre pics up sooner than I thought! Enjoy them here!
      May 25, 2000: Proof of alien visitors to our planet?
      May 24, 2000: Updated Bio;  added pics of my kids.  Thought about adding new pics 
                    of home theatre room, but realized how late it was and went to bed.
  December 7, 1999: Added another link - an ex-co-worker's page I just found out about.
September 24, 1999: Yet another new feature for your reading pleasure.
September 11, 1999: Clicking here could change your life!
 September 4, 1999: Miggy's advice to the corporately challenged
 September 4, 1999: Changed News updates to Page updates - makes slightly more sense
 September 1, 1999: Introducing Miggy's new  trivia contest!
August 31, 1999: Added Amazing Discoveries August 15, 1999: Added encyption security page August 10, 1999: Semi-annual update on my bio April 23, 1999: Added home theatre page, along with pics of my setup! January 25, 1999: Added new pic of myself; reformatted the news update section (Homepages are a lot of work, ya know!) November 27, 1998: Added DVD-DIVX info on the "movies" page (Helpful shortcut). November 5, 1998: Semi-annual update on my bio July 29, 1998: Added a new Quote of the Year! April 17, 1998: Added "News updates" April 3, 1998: Thought up the idea of adding "News updates" March 23, 1998: Added the "Last updated on" feature

Hi! My name is Mike Conner and welcome to my Land 0' Wonder, the
web site that was voted* the weirdest site of 1996.

*Result of an independent study conducted by Miggy, the Thief.
MIGGY'S BIO
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I am currently 35 years old and my birthday is Oct. 16.

Selected entries into past work experiences:

I used to work for Lowe's, one of the 100 best companies to work for (says so right on the job application
form). After moving to Concord from Statesville, I got a job as a computer tech. with Bannex Corp. and
thus had to endure the 1.5 hour-10 mile commute into Charlotte every day, which was greatly helped out
by the fact that I get to listen to the John Boy and Billy show on 99.7 during that time.

A few updates to my bio since I put up this page:

- Another company buy-out (yawn). I still work for basically the same company, but it was bought by
Wang, the networking company (and NO, they are not "the company that's gone bankrupt"!) and so the
name has gone from Bannex to Bannex-Wang, to Wang Global, and just recently to Getronics Wang.
I'm afraid that I'll show up for work next week and find out McDonald's has bought some interest
in our company. It's bad ENOUGH having to wear a shirt that says Wang.

- Well, it's been a while since the ol' Wonderland page was updated, but that isn't because the Y2K
bug knocked out my homepage. The reason is that for the past 6 months I've been working at the IBM
facility in Charlotte, NC, doing tech support for IBM techs who are on call at customer locations. My
current hours are 3 p.m. to midnight, which does not leave a whole lot of time at home to work on my
page, since I definitely do not surf the internet on company time. No, sir. Not me. So, I decided to
sacrifice some of my Quake 2 playing time tonight to get some pics I've been meaning to put up on this
page. They include new pics of all the upgrades I've done to my home theatre room and also some pics
of some cats I adopted since I last updated this page. I have put the cats' pics up for now and will
soon have the HT pics up as well. I hope you will enjoy them as much as I. Until next time, don't
call me with any computer problems. I have enough to handle for the time, thank you!

Before wandering around any further, why not visit the proud sponsor of Miggy's Land O' Wonder?!

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Fabulous Features:

Sample some of my award winning short stories.
To continue the literary feast, this is some acient text my friend wrote.
Chat Logs!
Amaazing Discoveries
Top Ten Lists
Test your knowledge!
Here's my picture!
Due to popular demand, here is another pic of me!
One more pic of me, rescued from the depths of my car clutter.
Quote of the year!
(Probably will be updated more frequently than that, but I don't like stressful deadlines)

Editorials:

Friends stop friends from drinking and mowing
Animal rights, my butt!
The most important thing I've learned from working around business offices
And now a word to the Islamic Extremist

Some of Miggy's interests:

Adopting cats
Home Theatre
Movies
Sports
Music

ACTIVITY CORNER:

Take a trip to England!
Play an on-line adventure game!
Take my IQ test. It's fun and educational!
Participate in a very important national survey.
Fun with coloring! Brush up on your coloring skills.

Links to other sites on the Web

The world-famous Internet site of the Nationally Syndicated Neal Boortz Show!
Find a lost pet!
The other link I had quit working, but I found him again! The loneliest man on the internet.
Discord the Lunatic's Asylum of the Mind. Tremble with fear and enter!
Another great place to order DVDs plus electronic equipment!
Where to go to get the latest DVD news/info, as well as a good little forum, too!
The 50,000 watt blowtorch that is1110 WBT, and an unofficial forum a few of the listeners were thoughtful enough to create.
A list of links that don't work.

WARNING! Do not try to bookmark this page. If you do, your computer will
detect this and from that time forward will randomly make disgusting noises.

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