This
amazing photo
was taken only a few
days ago in my back yard of
what appears to be some form of symbol cut
into the back edge of my lawn. Could this be another example of
the famous crop circles that have shown up just as mysteriously in England and other
parts of the world? Could aliens be trying to communicate directly to me with some piece of important information that
could bring about vast enhancements to our quality of life, provide final, lasting peace among all the different races of this planet, and reveal
answers to such nagging questions as why does George Lucas keep refusing to release the Star Wars trilogy on DVD?
Or perhaps it was created by my drunken neighbor who veered his riding lawnmower onto my yard
and drove in a circle for 20 minutes for reasons only he could possibly know?
I will certainly do some research into this situation and report back the results.
Until then, keep
looking up!

Those of a conpiratorial nature can stay here. All others can beam back to the Land.