Every once in a while, I discover something that just amazes me so much, I feel I have to share it. So, I thought,
why not add a section to the page and call it ... Amazing Discoveries!
What brought all this on is the book I saw this past week. I was over at ... well, a relative's house, when I noticed
a book entitled, "AOL For Dummies". Say what? How much more "dumbed down" can an on-line service be?
So, this made me wonder just what other "Dummy" books may be out there and I did some research. After many
hours of tedious investigation (okay, actually ten minutes on internet) I found some startling information. Believe
it or not, there are (in my humble opinion) even more unnecessary "Dummy books" that will soon be unleashed in
book stores everywhere.
And so, with one trembling hand I pass on to you an actual ad detailing upcoming "Dummy" books:
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We here at Book Publishers For Dummies are proud to announce a slate of new books just in time
for this holiday season. Please feel free to pick as many of these as you like. Instructions for order-
ing are provided at the end of this list. (This list is not to be construed as an offer of sale in any state
in which BPFD is not currently licensed)
On sale 12/01/99
Escalators For Dummies
Counting To 3 For Dummies (over 250 pages!)
Pantomime For Dummies
On Sale 12/08/99
Letters of the Alphabet For Dummies
Paper Airplanes For Dummies (Comes with 5 different samples)
Thermonuclear Fusion Experimentation For Dummies
On Sale 12/15/99
Car-jacking For Dummies (Comes with hand gun application form)
Cow Tipping For Dummies
Seatbelts For Dummies
Country Music For Dummies
Each book is only $34.95 and if you order now, we'll send you Making Millions Off of Bogus Help
Books For Dummies as our free gift!
ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS:
For those ordering one of our alphabetic help books, call 1-949-244-3462
For those who are ordering one of our numerical help books, then call 1 WOW AM I DUMB
For those needing both, then just press these phone buttons: upper-left, lower-right,
middle-left, lower-right, top-center, middle-left, middle-left, top-right, left-center,
middle-right, top-center, and an operator will assist you further.
As always, we thoroughly appreciate your business.
Book Publishers For Dummies
We couldn't write Books For Dummies, without the Dummies!
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When you are through being amazed, run back to the Land.